Today's Joke ~

Joke of the day

Passengers on a small commuter plane were waiting for the flight to leave. They were getting a little impatient, but the airport staff had assured them that the pilots would be there soon, and the flight could take off immeidately after that.

The door opened, and two men walked up the aisle dressed in pilot uniforms - both wearing dark glasses. One was using a seeing-eye dog, and the other was tapping his way up the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spread through the cabin as the men entered the cockpit.

The door closed and the engines started up. The passengers began to glance nervously around, searching for some sign that this was just a little practical joke. None was forthcoming.

The plane moved faster and faster down the runway, and the people at the windows realized that they were headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it began to look as though the plane would never take off and that it would plow into the water, panicked screams began to fill the cabin.

At that moment, the plane lifted smoothly into the air. The passengers relaxed and laughed a little sheepishly, and soon they had all retreated into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane was in good hands.

Up in the cockput, the co-pilot turned to the pilot and said, "You know Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late, and we're all gonna die."

Another one~

A woman was very despondent over not having had sex in quite some time. She was becoming agitated and worried that she might never find a mate. In hopes of finding a solution to her problem, she decided that it was time to see a doctor.

Looking thru the phone book, she came upon a Chinese sex therapist named Dr. Chang.

When the woman arrived, she told the doctor her symptoms, and he said, "Takd off all your crothes and you crawl real fass away from me across the froor".

She crawled to the other side of the room and Dr. Chang said,

"Now... you crawl real fass back to me," and she did.

Dr. Chang shook his head and said,

"You haf real bad case of Zachary Disease.... worse case I ever see! That why you haf sex probrem."

The woman was completely confused and asked the doctor exactly what Zachary Disease was and he replied,

"Zachary Disease.... that when your face look ZACHARY rike your butt!"

haha... anyone, had a good laugh? or at least a smile?
don't forget to smile through your days... =)

Life's all about laughter & sadness.
These two things linkz all soulz~