Numbing myself...

haha.. i didn't know there's this function on that blog. anyway, this is just created out of boredom.. really have nothing to do during weekends...

anyway, just a bit of backgrd on how the address and title came about.

i was kinda playing on the new game, scions of fate, and was thinking of names for my new char.
water and wind kinda came into mind. water, my element. wind, what i like best. translate into weather, well.. you get rain and breeze. haha... as for the address... wind + water = winter. kinda lame. but... nvm. i thought it was kinda cool, just me.

Jokes as usual! :)

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"It was just simple misunderstanding, your Honour," testified the man charged with indecent exposure.

"Explain that statement!" demanded the Judge.

"Well, you see, this girl and I were drinking in a bar and she asked me what I wanted most in a woman -- so I showed her.

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The day adter a man lost his wife in a boating accident, two grim-faced policemen greeted him at his door.

"We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr Wilkens, but we have some infomation about your wife."

"Well, tell me!" the man said.

The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some good nes and some really good news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

So the policeman said, "I'm sorry to tell you sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in San Francisco Bay."

"Oh my god!" said My Wilkens, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering what the policeman had said, he asked, "What's the good news?"

"Well," said the policeman, "When we pulled her up she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeness crabs on her."

"If that's the good news then what's the great news?!" Mr. Wilkens demanded.

The policeman said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow morning."

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After a wild freeway chase, the motorcycle cop waved the speeding sports car over to the curb. When he walked up to the driver's window, he was surprised to find a very attractive blonde behind the wheel.

"Ma'am," he said, "I'm afraid we're going to have to give you a Breathalyzer."

"A breathalyzer?" said the blonde. "What's that?"

"Well, you blow into this device," explained the officer, "and it tests your breath to see whether or not you've been drinking."

The test was taken and as the officer eyed the results, he said,

"Lady, you've had a couple of stiff ones."

"That's amazing!" the girl cried. "You mean it shows that too!"

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A medical professor was lecturing about self-examination of the breast and testicles. A female student asked another male student,

"Do you ever get an erection when you do a self-examinatino of your testicles?"

"Sometimes, yes" replied the male student.

"What do you do about it?" She then asked.

"Nothing, why?"

She thought for a while then said, "You mean you go around with a hard penis all day?"

"Err, no" he replied.

"You mean a man's penis will go down without having an orgasm?"

"Of course."

"I'm going to kill my husband!"

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A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. After performing a thorough examination and running multiple tests, the doctor comes out with the results.

"I'm afraid I have some very bad news, " says the doctor, "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."

"Oh, that's terrible!" sats the man, "How long have I got?"

"Ten," the doctor says sadly.

"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? Ten what?"

"Nine..."

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Feeling stressed out?

Picture yourself near a stream.

Birds are softly chirping in the crisp cool mountain air.

Nothing can bother you here.

No one knows this secret place.

You are in total seclusion from that place called "the world."

The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

The water is clear and you cane easily make out the face of the eprson whose head you're holding under the water.

Look. It's the eprson who caused you all this stress.

What a pleasant surprise.

You let them up... just for a quick breath... then plop!... back under they go...

You allow yourself as many deep breaths as you want.

There now... feeling better?

I know I do.

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A guy goes into a public washroom and has to use the only available urinal, between two elderly men.

He glances to his left and sees the guy pissing, but there are two streams.

"What the hell is that?" he asks.

"War wound. I took a bullet in the penis in North Africa. They were able to save my dick but they had to leave two holes."

Then the guy looks to his right and sees three streams !!!

"What the hell is that?"

"War wound. Germany, bullet in the penis, left three holes."

The two veterans then look over at the guy in the middle and see 12 streams!!

"War wound??"

"Naah, my zipper's stuck."


Well, there's all for now. Should really find something to do at home....
feeling so no life... working the moment i woke up, ending work at 10pm...
i have to turn to throwing crushed paper into dustbins to destress late at work...
i even went to the extent of wrapping up paper over paper and tapping them up..
geez, no life. haha...

will make some changes real soon...
it's like waiting for something that will never come...
surprising how words and short messages can get me so dull over them.
why bother to ask? when you always know the answer...
not even a single strand of light ray can be seen, why do i still hope that my view is constricted?

haha... lousy life now...
work, when are you going to end?
life, how certain are you for me?
you, who really are you?

till the next time~
trying to change blog skin. getting bored with this all the time.